Sunday, August 07, 2005

Breast Banners are Butts

SPUD NOTES: The pusillanimous European Union bureaucrats have nanny stated that Bavarian barmaids who typically wear a a costume known as a dirndl (a dress and apron with a tight, low-cut top enhanced by a short white blouse) must cover up because of harmful sunlight might harm the more "delicate" areas of skin.

Of course, the stout Germans are outraged over this "tan ban," unlike their lily-livered outrage at gassing the Iraqi Kurds.

[Vocabulary boost: Pusillanimous -- lacking in all manly qualities.]

Will American trial lawyers start suing Hooters if they have an outdoor patio?

Liberty Spuds solution:

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