Oops! Confused Obamacare with Cash for Clunkers

I confused Obamacare for Cash for Clunkers and traded in my Grandmother for $4500!! At least she will receive the appropriate "end of health care" government counseling. Go-Granny-Go!

Gov't stalls "Cash for Clunkers," Video explains why

The fed/gov suspends the very popular "Cash for Clunkers" program. This short news clip video does a good job of explaining why the gov't program is failing.

This fed/gov program is the ominous harbinger of bureaucratic confusion that will accompany your health care, should the government take it over.

The government is very familiar with getting ripped off. They install complex rules and forms, etc. to try and block the fraud. In short ask yourself: "Who gets ripped off more ... government or insurance companies?"

Private Citizen Ronald Reagan on Gov't Takeover of Health Care (1961)

When Ronald Reagan recorded this Coffee Cup Campaign speech in 1961, he was a private citizen; just like Sarah Palin!

Reagan explains the loss-of-liberty consequences should government takeover our health care. History is repeating itself ... again.

Prof. Gates: Ungrateful clod

Hot-headed Harvard elitist Henry Louis Gates Jr. demonstrated that he doesn't have the temperament to appreciate what happened the night he was arrested.

 

The fact is an officer responded to a call that a house might be in the process of being looted.

 

It takes a lot of training to know how walk into such a situation and still be able to go home after one's police shift and see your wife and kids.  This happens everyday across the land.

 

But the bone-headed professor who has spent his life studying "race," missed and rejected a perfect opportunity.

 

Why didn't the "good" professor simply THANK the officer for responding to the call and for protecting his property?

 

Given the professor's actions, he should never complain about slow and delayed police responses in other areas of the country.

 

Apologize NOW Mr. Harvard elitist, Henry Louis Gates Jr.

 

Finally, comedian Chris Rock produced a hilarious video titled: "How not to get your ass kicked by the police!"

 

In that video, Rock advises one to, "be polite," something Gates refused to do.

Health Rations and YOU!

Confused about why health rations are the rational choice? We at the Health Administration Bureau have created a nifty video that will address all of your concerns!

"I Need a Bailout" Song/Video

Here is a quick video song for your pleasure:

Sotomayor: Nope, she's dopey

Click here for an excellent article arguing against confirming Sotomayor to SCOTUS.

 

It is a quick read.  Her underwhelming legal acumen is concisely dissected.

A man is a boy, is a dog, is a bug

"A man is a boy, is a dog, is a bug," or some such famous nonsense was said by a ding-a-ling enviro mental-case activist.

Another Margaret Sanger type "nature above man" eugenicist was asked if a grizzly attacked his son, would he shoot the grizzly? He replied that it is more important that the bear live. <Thanks, Dad! Does your coffee taste bitter?>

A recent bear mauling in E. Idaho just across the border from Yellowstone Park has generated numerous "man is the problem" news and blogger reports.

Here are a couple samples:

Bear Found, and it's OK

Grizzly that Attacked Hound Hunter Found Alive and Well with Her 3 Cubs

And, to round off my point, in one of the same blogs right below the "bear better than man" post comes:

Enviros back (pro-abort) Sotomayor for Supreme Court

Why is it that few if any of these earth worshippers don't volunteer to purge themselves to protect the planet; or reject the man-made, earth-scaring, pollution generating mining of metals that are used in the production of modern day dentistry tools?

Talk to the hand ...

Did Aliens breed leftist politicians in 1947?

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William J. Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer and Barbara Boxer.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Now You Know!

Hat Tip:  Bits & Pieces

I Love this Doctor (Real Health Care Reform)

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Gov't program Hope for Homeowners: FAIL

Another example of socialistic (read: statist) programs that sound grrrreat, but as usual, FAIL:

 

Nor are the "programs" trotted out by Obama (and his predecessor, to be fair) doing anything.  We recently learned that "Hope for Homeowners" made a grand total of..... wait for it..... 51 loans.

FIFTY ONE?  No, that is not a misprint:

Senior federal housing officials say that of 51 loans made under the program, 50 were made by Melville, N.Y.-based Lend America, and those 50 loans are being held up pending ongoing federal investigations. The officials, who insisted on anonymity because they are not authorized to speak on the matter, declined to offer specifics except to say anything from inadequate documentation to unethical practices could be the focus of the queries.

Remember, "Hope for Homeowners" was supposed to help four hundred thousand people stay in their homes.

The net closed loan count is fifty one over a period of six months.

Oh, and the reason for that article?  The company responsible for 50 of the 51 loans is under investigation by The Department of Justice!

 

Hat Tip:  Market Ticker

Proper Care and Feeding of your Local RINO's

An estimated 3,000 people at the Greenville SC Tea Party booed and heckled Cong. Rep. Gresham Barrett (RINO-SC), who supported both the trillion-dollar TARP and now supports the trillion-dollar porkulus package, according to the Palmetto Scoop.

The crowd blew air horns and shouted "Go Home" as he tried to speak.

Do you think RINO's are getting the message yet?

Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin

How Smart is Your Right Foot?

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

It takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It (supposedly) is from an orthopedic surgeon.

 

This may not boggle your mind but you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart
your foot, but, you can't. 

 

It's pre-programmed (obviously a medical term) in your brain!

1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY), and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. 
 
3. Your foot will change direction.

Sterile man hires neighbor

Story line:  Sterile man and lovely wife want baby.  Sterile man hires neighbor to impregnate lovely wife.

 

Neighbor is married with two kids.  Looks somewhat like sterile man.

 

72 attempts later ... no luck!

 

Neighbor is tested ... he's sterile, too!?!

 

Neighbor's wife confesses that the kids are not his.

 

Egad! You can't make this stuff up.

 

Link to story: http://classicfun.ws/paid-to-do-it-but-fails-to-make-his-friends-wife-pregnant-after-72-attempts/2009/04/01

BREAKING -- Liberal/Progressives to hold Tea Party (Video)

The ruling liberal/progressives are now holding their own National Tea Parties to counter the grassroots efforts. It is the government-loving statists against the rest of us. (See video)

This is a good link to find information about one of the grassroots Tea Party in your area: http://www.dontgomovement.com/

The world's most beautiful female politicians revealed

Once you get past fourth place ... well, you be the judge.

 

Click here for article:

Mark Levin Defines Statism in new book "Liberty & Tyranny"

Author and radio personality Mark Levin (a.k.a. The Great One) appeared on the Sean Hannity Show promoting his new book titled: "Liberty & Tyranny."

The show aired March 23, 2009. The video is posted in two parts.

Your vocabulary will be greatly enhanced when you understand the definitions and meaning of statism and statists. Also, your perspective of the relationship of government to our fellow citizens will be very clear, and unsettling.

Levin knows the importance, too. He pounds on statism to help others get its meaning.

PART 1 of 2

Part 2 of 2

Orlando, FL Teaparty Sat. 3-21-09 (Photo)

You can't tell how many people are protesting, but this photo gives you an idea.



Here is the link for a larger view: http://twitpic.com/2bdk4

You bes' be listenin' to yo Mises

Nobel Laureate Ludwig Von Mises, an Austrian School economist, also foresaw all of what we face because he too lived through the Great Depression as well as the rise of Hitler after the Wiemar Republic.

 

What governments did to create and prolong those fragile economies mirrors what Obama and Bernanke are doing now.

 

Here is what Mises said about credit expansion:

"There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as a result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved.

"The credit expansion boom is built on the sands of banknotes and deposits. It must collapse.

"The boom is called good business, prosperity, and upswing. Its unavoidable aftermath, the readjustment of conditions to the real data of the market, is called crisis, slump, bad business, depression.

"The boom squanders through malinvestment scarce factors of production and reduces the stock available through over-consumption; its alleged blessings are paid for by impoverishment.

"The boom produces impoverishment. But still more disastrous are its moral ravages. It makes people despondent and dispirited. The more optimistic they were under the illusory prosperity of the boom, the greater is their despair and their feeling of frustration. The individual is always ready to ascribe his good luck to his own efficiency and to take it as a well-deserved reward for his talent, application, and probity. But reverses of fortune he always charges to other people, and most of all to the absurdity of social and political institutions. He does not blame the authorities for having fostered the boom. He reviles them for the inevitable collapse. In the opinion of the public, more inflation and more credit expansion are the only remedy against the evils which inflation and credit expansion have brought about."

Click here to watch the video titled:  "The TARP Song, They're giving money away for free!"

TOTUS has new seal and poster

The Teleprompter of the United States unveiled its new official TOTUS seal and accompanying poster.

 

While not totally original, the icons are spot-on for their communicative value.

 

In the new era of prohibition of using the term "terrorist" to "man-made disaster," using safer icons was preferred.

Link to seal and poster: http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/2009/03/its-about-time.html